October 3, 2022

The all-new Nintendo Direct Stardo Valley Rip-off

The all-new Nintendo Direct Stardo Valley Rip-off

Tokyo – The latest Nintendo Direct revealed 40 minutes of game fakes stardo valley, According to those familiar with the situation.

“You idiots like farming, right?” A monotonous English voice said to Nintendo CEO Shuntaro Furukawa, speaking Japanese. “Okay, this is just a whole bunch of games What if Stardew Valley was in an ugly 3D movie. Some are new, some are old, but all of them have something where you can go into the cave and fight the orcs. And if you’re still on the fence about buying it, bum: Here’s some catch. Try not to put 250 hours into that, you idiot. the first Harvest Moon Super Nintendo had to even the Monkey Man be worried about ripping off we Off, if anything.”

Nintendo fans were conflicted about the ad.

One fan said, “That was great.” “I’m so excited about it farm phiAnd the Seasons Story: A Wonderful LifeAnd the Rune Factory 3: SpecialAnd the Mario FarmAnd the FarmGoAnd the Nintendo Farming SportsAnd the The same from the harvest 2And that game that looked like Stardu Valley. Wait, that was a few of them, actually.”

Another fan said, “I really wanted to see a clip from the new Mario movie.” “I didn’t need to see 3 minutes of Chris Pratt working in silence.”

At press time, Furukawa admitted that the reason for all the games was that his grandfather had just passed away and left him a large farm in a quiet small town in his will, but he wasn’t sure how to start.